"I
always tell the girls, never take it seriously. If ya never take
it seriously, ya never get hurt. Ya never get hurt, ya always have
fun. And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store
and visit your friends."
Almost Famous (2000)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Almost Famous](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"I
am a golden god! (cheers) I am a golden god!"
Almost Famous (2000)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Almost Famous](wavfiles/sound.gif)
- "Look.
You should be happy for me. You don't know what he says to me in
private. Maybe it is love, as much as it can be, for somebody..."
- "who sold you to Humble
Pie for fifty bucks and a case of beer!? I was there! I was there!...
Oh. I'm sorry."
- "(pause) What kind of beer?"
Almost Famous (2000)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Almost Famous](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Leslie
and I have been together five years. We have an amazing relationship,
and it's very physical. I mean, he still pushes all my buttons,
and uhm, you know, people say, 'oh, but he's so much older than you,'
and you know what? I'm the one having to push him away. Yeah, we
both have so much in common. We both love soup and, uh, we
love the outdoors. Uh, we love snow peas, and
uh, talking and not talking. Uh, we could not talk or talk forever
and still find things to not talk about."
Best In Show (2000)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Best In Show](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"These
are not spirit fingers. These are spirit fingers. And these are gold."
Bring It On (2000)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Bring It On](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Wilson!...I'm
sorry, Wilson!"
Cast Away (2000)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Cast Away](wavfiles/sound.gif)
- "What makes you think you can just walk in there and find, uh, what we need?"
- "They're called boobs, Ed."
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Erin Brockovich](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"What we do in life echoes in eternity."
Gladiator (2000)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Gladiator](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"At my signal, unleash hell."
Gladiator (2000)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Gladiator](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"My
name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the
North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true
emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father
to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my
vengeance, in this life or the next."
Gladiator (2000)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Gladiator](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Are you not entertained! Are you not entertained! Is this not why you are here!"
Gladiator (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
"He
may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic
rage. But he is a very gentle person!"
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Me, Myself & Irene](wavfiles/sound.gif)
- "I had no idea you could milk a cat."
- "Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples."
- "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"
Meet the Parents (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I
have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that
my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have
to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still here. Do
I believe the world's still here? Is it still out there?... Yeah.
We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different."
Memento (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Now...where
was I?"
Memento (2000)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Memento](wavfiles/sound.gif)
(singing) "I
am a man of constant sorrow, I've seen trouble all my days. I bid farewell
to old Kentucky, the place where I was born and raised."
-
(Chorus) "The
place where he was born and raised."
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Play clip (excerpt): ![O Brother, Where Art Thou?](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"You
look like a bunch of fifth grade sissies after a cat fight! You got
anger, that's good. You're gonna need it, son. You got aggression
- that's even better. You're gonna need that, too. But any little
two year-old child can throw a fit! Football is about controllin'
that anger, harnessin' that aggression into a team effort to achieve
perfection! Some coaches may cut a player if they think he's not
up to snuff, when they think he's hurtin' the team. This is a public
school program. I will never, ever cut a player who comes out to
play for me, but when you put that uniform on, that Titan uniform,
you better come to work. We
will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass,
you run a mile. You miss a blockin' assignment, you run a mile. You
fumble the football, and I will break my foot off in your John Brown
hind parts and then you will run a mile. Perfection! Let's go to
work."
Remember the Titans (2000)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Remember the Titans](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Well, I
know it's pretty, baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
Requiem for a Dream (2000)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Requiem for a Dream](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Now
that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It
all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's
going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And most times
they're friends, like you and me! I should've known way back when.
You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr. Glass."
Unbreakable (2000)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Unbreakable](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Do
you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The
same thing that happens to everything else."
X-Men (2000)
Play clip (excerpt): ![X-Men](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Find
a truly original idea. That's the only way I'll ever distinguish
myself. It's the only way that I'll ever..."
- "matter."
A Beautiful Mind (2001)
Play clip (excerpt): ![A Beautiful Mind](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"When
I go home, people ask me: 'Hey Hoot, why do you do it, man? Why,
you some kinda war junkie?' I won't say
a god-damn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand
why we do it. They won't understand it's about the men next
to ya, and that's it. That's all it is."
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Black Hawk Down](wavfiles/sound.gif)
- "Why
do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
- "Why are you wearing
that stupid man suit?"
Donnie Darko (2001)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Donnie Darko](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"I
live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not
the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bulls--t.
For those ten seconds or less, I'm free."
The Fast and the Furious (2001)
Play clip (excerpt): ![The Fast and the Furious](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"We
ask ourselves, is she white? Is she black? We don't know. She's
exotic. I want to see more of her breasts."
Glitter (2001)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Glitter](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Exercise
gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just
don't shoot their husbands. They just don't."
Legally Blonde (2001)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Legally Blonde](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Go
back to the shadow. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Play clip (excerpt): ![The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"King
Kong ain't got s--t on me!"
Training Day (2001)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Training Day](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"So
be prepared, be enthusiastic, and leave your bulls--t attitude and
baggage at the door because we don't need it!"
Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Wet Hot American Summer](wavfiles/sound.gif)
-
"I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?"
- "A what?"
- "A eugoogoolizer... one who speaks at funerals.... Or did
you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?"
Zoolander (2001)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Zoolander](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"What
is this!? A center for ants?...How can we be expected to teach children
to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?...I
don't wanna hear your excuses! The center has to be at least three
times bigger than this!"
Zoolander (2001)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Zoolander](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"You
mean I actually have frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams
attached to their frickin' heads?"
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Austin Powers in Goldmember](wavfiles/sound.gif)
- "You
speak Japanese?"
- "A little."
- "Well, you might be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater.
Ha, ha, ha."
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Austin Powers in Goldmember](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Don't
worry, Miss Bahmra. In one of our designs, even these mosquito
bites will look like juicy, juicy mangos!"
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Bend It Like Beckham](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Someone
has to die in order that the rest of us should value life more.
It's contrast."
The Hours (2002)
Play clip (excerpt): ![The Hours](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Dear
Leonard. To look life in the face, always, to look life in the face
and to know it for what it is. At last, to know it, to love it for what
it is, and then, to put it away. Leonard, always the years between us,
always the years. Always the love. Always the hours."
The Hours (2002)
Play clip (excerpt): ![The Hours](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"My
precious."
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
Play clips (excerpt): ![The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"My
dad believed in only two things: that Greeks should educate non-Greeks
about being Greek, and that any ailment, from psoriasis to poison
ivy, could be cured with Windex."
AND
- "Oh! Look at this. Rash. Somebody gave me the
mati."
- "Put some Windex on it."
- "Oh Gus, please, please!"
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Play clip (excerpt): ![My Big Fat Greek Wedding](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Remember,
with great power comes great responsibility."
Spider-Man (2002)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Spider-Man](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"I
don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating. And
it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Don't
tell him what you want. He's a liar....You disgust me! How can you
live with yourself?...You sit on a throne of lies...You're a fake!...You
stink...You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa....He's
an imposter. He's a fake! He's a fake!"
Elf (2003)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Elf](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Fish are friends, not food."
Finding Nemo (2003)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Finding Nemo](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"And-and
I look at you, and I - and I'm home."
Finding Nemo (2003)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Finding Nemo](wavfiles/sound.gif)
- "Hey,
Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets ya down, do you know what you
gotta do?"
- "No, I don't know what ya gotta do."
- (singing) "Just
keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming,
swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim."
- "Dory, no singing."
- "Ha, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho."
- "Dory!"
- "I love to - swimming."
- "Dory!"
- "When
you want to swim you want to..."
- "See, I'm gonna get stuck now with that song
now that's in my head."
- "Sorry."
Finding Nemo (2003)
Play clip (excerpt): (extended) ![Finding Nemo](wavfiles/sound.gif)
- "It's
turkey time."
- "Huh?"
- "Gobble, gobble."
Gigli (2003)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Gigli](wavfiles/sound.gif)
- "Frank?!
- "Hey, honey! Hey!"
- "What
the hell are you doing?"
- "We're streaking! We're goin' up to the quad to
the gymnasium."
- "Who's streaking?"
- "There's, there's more coming."
- "Frank, get in the car!"
- "Everybody's doing it."
- "NOW!"
- "Okay."
Old School (2003)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Old School](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Gentlemen,
my lady. You will always remember this as the day that you
almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"
Pirates of the Caribbean:
The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"For
too long, I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too
long I've been starvin' to death and haven't died. I feel nothin'.
Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth
of a woman's flesh. Ye best start believin' in ghost stories, Miss
Turner... you're in one!"
Pirates of the Caribbean:
The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"I
don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal...People know
me... I'm very important. Uh, I have many leather-bound books and my
apartment smells of rich mahogany."
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Play clip (excerpt): (short) (excerpted)
- "Boy,
that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast."
- "It jumped up a notch."
- "It did, didn't it?"
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I'm
in a glass case of emotion."
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Baby,
you are gonna miss that plane."
- "I know."
Before Sunset (2004)
Play clip (excerpt):
"It's
the sense of touch...Any real city, you walk, ya know? You brush past
people. People bump into you. In L.A., nobody touches you. We're always
behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much that
we crash into each other just so we can feel somethin'."
Crash (2004)
Play clip (excerpt):
-
"You don't get to touch me, ever!"
- "OK, Romeo, let me help you up."
-
"Get
off of me, don't you touch me! It is over between us, Kate. Nobody
makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!"
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Dodgeball](wavfiles/sound.gif)
|
- "Bye,
Joel."
- "I love you."
- "Meet me in Montauk."
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind](wavfiles/sound.gif)
- "Honey?"
- "What?"
- "Where's my super suit?"
- "What?"
- "WHERE -
IS - MY - SUPER SUIT?"
The Incredibles (2004)
Play clip (excerpt): ![The Incredibles](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Looked
dead, didn't I? But I wasn't. But it wasn't from lack of tryin',
I can tell ya that. Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma.
A coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up, I went on
what the movie advertisements refer to as a 'roaring rampage of revenge.'
I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed
a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one
more. The last one. The one I'm drivin' to right now. The only one
left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill Bill."
Kill Bill Vol. 2 (2004)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Kill Bill Vol. 2](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Calling
somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid
doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely
didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve
the problem in front of you."
Mean Girls (2004)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Mean Girls](wavfiles/sound.gif)
- "That
is so fetch!"
- "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to
happen!"
Mean Girls (2004)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Mean Girls](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"A
liger...it's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and
a tiger mixed - bred for its skills in magic."
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Napoleon Dynamite](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"You
gonna eat your tots?...Can I have 'em?"
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Napoleon Dynamite](wavfiles/sound.gif)
- "180
years of searching, and I'm three feet away. Of all the ideas that
became the United States, there's a line here that's at the heart
of all the others. 'But when a long train of abuses and usurpations,
pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a design to reduce them
under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to
throw off such Government, and provide new Guards for their future
security.' People
don't talk that way anymore."
- "Beautiful, huh? I have no idea what you said."
- "It means if there's something wrong, those
who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action.
I'm gonna steal it."
- "What?"
- "I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence."
National Treasure (2004)
Play clip (excerpt): ![National Treasure](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Hello
Amanda. You don't know me, but I know you. I want to play a game."
Saw (2004)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Saw](wavfiles/sound.gif)
- "Take
car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil. - 'Sorry.' - Grab Liz. Go to the Winchester.
Have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over. How's
that for a slice of fried gold?"
- "Yeah, boyyyeee!"
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Shaun of the Dead](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"You've
got red on you."
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Play clip (excerpt) (various): ![Shaun of the Dead](wavfiles/sound.gif)
-
"And if they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot."
- "No. If
anybody orders Merlot, I'm leavin'. I am not drinking any f--kin'
Merlot!"
Sideways (2004)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Sideways](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"See,
there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies
think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to f--k all the
time without thinkin' it through. But then you got your assholes,
Chuck. And all the assholes want us to s--t all over everything!
So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies
get f--ked by dicks. But dicks also f--k assholes, Chuck. And if
they didn't f--k the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get
your dick and your pussy all covered in s--t!"
Team America: World Police (2004)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Team America: World Police](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"You
have no idea how bad it gets. And I'm not you. I can't make it on a
coupla high-altitude f--ks once or twice a year! You are too much for
me, Ennis. You son-of-a-whoreson-bitch. I wish I knew
how to quit you."
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Brokeback Mountain](wavfiles/sound.gif)
-
"You
know how I know that you're gay?"
- "How?"
- "You like the movie Maid in Manhattan."
- "You know how I know you're gay?"
- "How?"
- "I saw you make a spinach dip
in a loaf of sourdough bread once."
- "You know how I know that you're gay?"
- "How?"
- "You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says:
'I love it when balls are in my face.'
- "That's
gay?"
The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Play clip (excerpt): ![The 40 Year Old Virgin](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Can
I, can I just make a suggestion for a second? Let me just say, you
are, you are puttin' the pussy up on this pedestal. You're just buildin'
the pussy up, man."
The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)
Play clip (excerpt): ![The 40 Year-Old Virgin](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"We
don't negotiate with terrorists."
Land of the Dead (2005)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Land of the Dead](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"If
your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at
once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from
you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed,
I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and
I love--I love--I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from
this day on."
Pride and Prejudice (2005)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Pride and Prejudice](wavfiles/sound.gif)
- "Goin'
on a year now. I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on
batteries!"
- "Oh, God, I can't know that!"
- "I could stand to hear a little more."
Serenity (2005)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Serenity](wavfiles/sound.gif)
-
"Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters."
- "Snap
out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop cryin'
like a little girl."
- "I wasn't cryin' like a little girl."
- "Why don't you try gettin'
jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have
some real problems, jackass. What were they like anyway? They looked
pretty good, are they real? Were they built for speed or for comfort?
What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? You
motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you!"
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Wedding Crashers](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"When
you decide to be somethin', you can be it. That's what they don't
tell ya in the church. When I was your age they would say we could
become cops or criminals. Today, what I'm sayin' is this: when
you're facin' a loaded gun, what's the difference?"
The Departed (2006)
Play clip (excerpt): ![The Departed](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"I'm
the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."
The Departed (2006)
Play clip (excerpt): ![The Departed](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Well, I'm
on this new diet. It's very effective. Well, I don't eat anything.
And when I feel like I'm about to faint, I eat a cube of cheese....I'm
just one stomach flu away from my goal weight."
The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
Play clip (excerpt): ![The Devil Wears Prada](wavfiles/sound.gif)
- "Uhm.
Well, they're showing a lot of florals right now, so I was thinking... "
- "Florals? For spring? Ground breaking."
The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
Play clip (excerpt): ![The Devil Wears Prada](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Why
is the rum always gone?"
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"Are
you watching closely?"
The Prestige (2006)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Now
you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because, of
course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work
it out. You want to be fooled."
The Prestige (2006)
Play clips (excerpt): (short) (extended)
"Enough
is enough! I have had it with these motherf--kin' snakes on this
motherf--kin' plane!"
Snakes on a Plane (2006)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Dear
8-pound, 6-ounce newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet,
just a l'il infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent. We just thank
you for all the races I've won and the $21.2 million dollars --
Woo!... Love that money! -- that I have accrued over this past season.
Also, due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention
Powerade at each grace, I just want to say that Powerade is delicious
and it cools you off on a hot summer day and we look forward to Powerade's
release of Mystic Mountain Blueberry. Thank you for all your power
and your grace, dear baby God. Amen."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "No
man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger!"
- "You bring
the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult
my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've
chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done
the same!"
- "This is blasphemy! This is madness!"
- "Madness...? THIS IS SPARTA!"
300 (2006)
Play clip (excerpt):
"WH-WHAT
IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS IT? OH, NO, NOT THE BEES! NOT THE
BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!"
The Wicker Man (2006)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I'm the
Juggernaut, bitch!"
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "I'm
pregnant."
- "What? Honest to blog?"
- "Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers."
- "It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big
lunch?"
- "No, this is not a food baby, all right? I've taken
like three pregnancy tests, and I am forshizz up the spout."
- "How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy
tests? That's amazing."
- "I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D.
Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly
cavalier."
- "Is this for real? Like, for real for real?"
- "Unfortunately, yes."
- "Oh my GOD. Oh s--t! Phuket, Thailand!"
- "There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I
was searching for on the first take."
Juno (2007)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Juno](wavfiles/sound.gif)
- "You
know what I think you should do? Take care of it."
- "Tell me you don't
want him to get an 'A' word."
- "Yes, I do, and I won't say
it for little Baby Ears over there, but it rhymes with 'Shmush-mortion.'"
Knocked Up (2007)
Play clip (excerpt): ![Knocked Up](wavfiles/sound.gif)
"What's
the most you ever lost on a coin toss?"
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Play clip (excerpt): ![No Country For Old Men](wavfiles/sound.gif)
- "It's
a mess, ain't it, Sheriff?"
- "If it ain't, it'll do 'til
the mess gets here."
No Country For Old Men (2007)
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"I - drink - your - milkshake! (slurping sounds) I drink it up!"
There Will Be Blood (2007)
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"Want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not one bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says: 'Why so serious?' He comes at me with the knife - 'Why so serious?!' He sticks the blade in my mouth. 'Let's put a smile on that face!' And why so serious?"
The Dark Knight (2008)
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(crying) "I
have doubts. I have such doubts."
Doubt (2008)
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- "Get
off my lawn!...Did you hear me? I said, 'Get off my lawn now!'"
- "Are you f--kin' crazy? Go back in the house."
- "Yeah? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house,
and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack
f--ks like you five feet high in Korea. Use ya for sandbags."
Gran Torino (2008)
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"There's
a Christmas tree somewhere in London with a bunch of presents underneath
it that'll never be opened. And I thought, 'If I survive all this, I'll
go to that house, apologize to the mother there, and accept whatever
punishment she chose for me.' Prison,
death, it didn't matter. Because at least in prison and at least in death,
you know, I wouldn't be in f--kin' Bruges. But then, like a flash, it
came to me, and I realized, 'F--k, man, maybe that's what Hell is. The
entire rest of eternity spent in f--kin' Bruges!' And I really, really
hoped I wouldn't die. I really, really hoped I wouldn't die."
In Bruges (2008)
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- "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are
looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I
do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired
over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people
like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it.
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't,
I will look for you, I will find
you, and I will kill you."
- "Good luck."
Taken (2008)
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"I
know who I am! I'm a dude playin' a dude disguised as another dude!"
Tropic Thunder (2008)
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- "Oooh,
that's a bingo! Is that the way you say it? 'That's a bingo?'"
- "You just say 'bingo.'"
- "'Bingo!' How fun! But, I
digress. Where were we?"
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
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- "It'll
be easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy."
- "No, it won't. It'll be difficult-difficult-lemon-difficult.
That is what it will be."
In the Loop (2009, UK)
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"Hell
is a teenage girl."
Jennifer's Body (2009)
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"Didn't
I tell you not to come to my house? Nobody touches my child!"
Obsessed (2009)
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