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More of the Worst Movie Quotes:   There are literally hundreds of obviously awful film quotes and movie lines, with some of the best in the Top 10 Worst Movie Quotes from the previous section. Here's an additional selection of some of the worst ever heard, many of which were seriously delivered by the actors/actresses. Missing from the top 10 list were many other obvious awful quotes, such as the following...

More of the Worst Movie Quotes
(chronological order)

"Give this man satin undies, a dress, a sweater and a skirt or even the lounging outfit he has on, and he's the happiest individual in the world. He can work better, think better. He can play better. And he can be more of a credit to his community and his government because he is happy. These things are his comfort."
Narrator Dr. Alton (Timothy Farrell) (offscreen), speaking about Glen/Glenda (Ed Wood, Jr.) in Glen or Glenda (1953)

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- "I never discuss [make] love on an empty stomach."
- "You've already eaten."
- "But you haven't."
Roger O. Thornhill (Cary Grant) and Eve Kendall (Eva Marie Saint) in North by Northwest (1959)

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"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are giving you all the evidence based only on the secret testimony of the miserable souls who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts about grave robbers from outer space?"
Narrator (Criswell) in Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
Play clip (excerpt): Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959) (short) Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959) (extended)

- "Now toddle off and fly your flying machine, Darling. But if you see any more flying saucers, will you tell them to pick another house to buzz? Be careful. Don't worry about me."
- "Aw, you're the only thing I do worry about. Oh forget about the flying saucers. They're up there. But there's something in that cemetery, and that's too close for comfort."
- "The saucers are up there. And the cemetery's out there. But I'll be locked up in there. Now, off to your wild blue yonders."

Jeff Trent (Gregory Walcott) and Paula Trent (Mona McKinnon) in Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
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- "Suppose that saucer or whatever it was had something to do with this?"
- "Your guess is as good as mine, Larry. One thing's sure. Inspector Clay is dead. Murdered. And somebody's responsible."

Patrolman Larry (Carl Anthony) to Lieutenant Johnny Harper (Duke Moore) in Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)

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"At least he won't be using heroin-flavored bananas to finance revolution."
James Bond (Sean Connery) to Sierra (Raymond Young) in Goldfinger (1964)

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- "Jenny, I'm sorry."
- "Don't. Love means never having to say you're sorry."
Oliver Barrett IV (Ryan O'Neal) and Jenny Cavalleri (Ali MacGraw) in Love Story (1970)

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"Where are my tits? Where are my tits?"
Myron (Rex Reed) in Myra Breckinridge (1970)

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"Attention! Attention! Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help! Roll up your windows, turn on your lights and follow the police car at the entrance of the theater. Please keep calm and cooperate with the authorities. Do you read me?"
Officer Lopez (Phillip Avenetti) in Night of the Lepus (1972)

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- "Which girl would you help? The one possessed by Pazuzu or the one held by Father Merrin? You must pluck out her evil heart but Pazuzu has brushed you with his wings. You called on Pazuzu to reach me. You've lost faith in your God. You do not believe."
- "I do believe! I do! I'll do anything to help Regan! Anything!"
- "Then prove your faith. Cross over."
- "My faith is in Jesus Christ, reborn."
- "Prove it. Cross over! Step out of your despair. If Pazuzu comes for you, I will spit a leopard."
Older Kokumo (James Earl Jones) with Father Lamont (Richard Burton) in Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
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"Flash, Flash, Flash, I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!"
Dale Arden (Melody Anderson) to Flash Gordon (Sam J. Jones) in Flash Gordon (1980)

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- "Yes, you have a great body. May I use it?
- "I'm with the Major."
- "For his personal consumption only?"
- "Yes."
- "That's penally unsocial on Earth, you know that?"
- "Well, it's not here."
Benson (Harvey Keitel) to Alex (Farrah Fawcett) in Saturn 3 (1980)

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- "This is good, but what is best in life?"
- "The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair."
- "Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?"
- "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
Mongol General (Akio Mitamura) to Mongol and to Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Conan the Barbarian (1982)
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- "You scared, motherf--ker? Well, you should be, because this Green Beret is gonna kick your big ass!"
- "I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry!"
- "I can't believe this macho bulls--t."
Cooke (Bill Duke) to John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger), with comment by Cindy (Rae Dawn Chong) in Commando (1985)

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- "Do you remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
- "That's right, Matrix. You did."
- "I lied."
John Matrix (Arnold Schwarzenegger) to Sully (David Patrick Kelly) in Commando (1985)
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"During this fight, I've seen a lot of changin', the way you felt about me, and the way I felt about you. In here, there were two guys killin' each other, but I guess that's better than twenty million. What I'm tryin' to say is - that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!"
Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) to Commentator (and Soviet crowd), translated in Rocky IV (1985)

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- "I feel the need."
- (in unison) "...the need for speed."
Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell (Tom Cruise) to Goose (Anthony Edwards) in Top Gun (1986)

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- "You can be my wingman any time."
- "Bulls--t. You can be mine."
- Tom Kasanzky (Val Kilmer) to Lt. Pete Mitchell (Tom Cruise) in Top Gun (1986)
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"I carried a watermelon. (to herself) Carried a watermelon?"
Frances 'Baby" Houseman to Johnny Castle (Patrick Swayze) in Dirty Dancing (1987)

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"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
Johnny Castle (Patrick Swayze) to Frances "Baby" Houseman (Jennifer Grey) in Dirty Dancing (1987)
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- "You're hit. You're bleedin', man."
- "I ain't got time to bleed."
Poncho (Richard Chaves) to Blain (Jesse Ventura) in Predator (1987)

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- "My husband is having an affair with your wife. I don't think we should talk about it unless you're prepared to kill them."
- "Oh man! Oh God, oh man! Oh God, oh man! Oh God, oh man! Oh God, oh man, oh God!"
Madeleine Regency (reading contents of letter in voice-over) and Tim Madden (Ryan O'Neal) in Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)

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"The dingo took my baby!"
Lindy Chamberlain (Meryl Streep) in A Cry in the Dark (1988, Australia)

Play clip (excerpt): A Cry in the Dark (1988)

"I have come here to chew bubble-gum and kick ass - and I'm all out of bubble-gum."
George Nada (Roddy Piper) in They Live (1988)

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- "Do you enjoy pain?"
- "Pain don't hurt."
- "Most of my patients wouId disagree with you. OK. D'you aIways carry your medicaI records around with you?"
- "Saves time."
- "Your fiIe says you've got a degree from NYU. What in?"
- "PhiIosophy."
- "Any particuIar discipIine?"
- "No, not really. Um, man's search for faith. That sort of s--t."
- "Come up with any answers?"
- "Not too many."
- "How's a guy Iike you end up a bouncer?"
- "Just Iucky, I guess."
- "Nice work. Good, cIean stitches."
- "Thank you."
Dalton (Patrick Swayze) and "Doc" Clay (Kelly Lynch) in Road House (1989)
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- "I love you. I really love you."
- "Ditto."
Sam Wheat (Patrick Swayze) to Molly Jensen (Demi Moore) in Ghost (1990)

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- "What the matter?"
- "I have a headache."
- "It might be a tumor."
- "It's not a tumor. It's not a tumor at all." (pronounced 'tumah')
Detective John Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger) to young Lowell (Ben McCreary) in Kindergarten Cop (1990)
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- "So what happened after he climbed up the tower and rescued her?"
- "She rescues him right back."
Edward Lewis (Richard Gere) to Vivian Ward (Julia Roberts) in Pretty Woman (1990)

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"Who gives a s--t what you believe? In 30 seconds, you'll be dead. Then I'll blow this place up and be home in time for corn flakes."
Vilos Cohaagen (Ronny Cox) to Douglas Quaid (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Total Recall (1990)

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"They're eating her... and then they're going to eat me!...OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"
Arnold in Troll 2 (1990)
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"Bodhi, this is your f--kin' wake-up call, man. I am an F - B - I Agent!"
Johnny Utah (Keanu Reeves) to Bodhi (Patrick Swayze) in Point Break (1991)

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- "Kenner, just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you. You have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man."
- "Thanks. I don't know what to say."
- "How about: 'Don't get killed'?"
Johnny Murata (Brandon Lee) to Sgt. Chris Kenner (Dolph Lundgren) in Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)
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- "James, you don't know what you're talking about. Quit trying to hold on so tight. I'm gone. Long gone. Like a turkey in the corn."
- "You're not a turkey. A turkey is one of the dumbest birds on earth."
- "Gobble-gobble-gobble."
Laura Palmer (Sheryl Lee) to James Hurley (James Marshall) in Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992)
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- "So who are you? Are you, you, like, some Special Forces guy, or something?"
- "Nah, I'm just a cook."
- "A cook?"
- "Just a lowly, lowly cook."
- "Oh my God, we're gonna die."
Jordan Tate (Erika Eleniak) to Casey Ryback (Steven Seagal) in Under Siege (1992)

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- "The exchange of bodily fluids. Do you know what that leads to?"
- "Yeah, I do! Kids, smoking, a desire to raid the fridge..."
Lenina Huxley (Sandra Bullock) to John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone) in Demolition Man (1993)

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"Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed."
Carrie (Andie MacDowell) to Charles (Hugh Grant) in Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)

Play clip (excerpt): Four Weddings and a Funeral - 1994

"You're fired!"
Harry Tasker (Arnold Schwarzenegger) to Salim Abu Aziz (Art Malik) in True Lies (1994)

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"...that they may take our lives, but they'll never take - our FREEDOM!"
William Wallace (Mel Gibson) to his men in Braveheart (1995)
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"Mr. Homolka...Stop eating my sesame cake. STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!"
Captain Wanta (Delroy Lindo) to Herkermer Homolka (Tim Curry) in Congo (1995)

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- "You killed innocent people."
- "A means to an end."
- "You started a massacre!"
- "I caused a revolution!"
- "Lawwwwww!"
Judge Dredd and Rico in Judge Dredd (1995)
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"Ya got somethin' wrong with your nipples?... They're not stickin' up...Stick 'em up....Play with them a little bit. Pinch 'em a little. You want me to do it for ya, I'll do it. I'm erect. Why aren't you erect? Here. Put some ice on them."
Tony Moss (Alan Rachins) to Nomi Malone (Elizabeth Berkley) in Showgirls (1995)
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- "You have great tits. They're really beautiful."
- "Thank you."
- "I like nice tits. I always have, how about you?"
- "I like having nice tits."
- "How do ya like having 'em?"
- "What do you mean?"
- "You know what I mean."
- "l like having them in a nice dress or a tight top."
- "Mmm. You like to show 'em off."
Cristal Connors (Gina Gershon) to Nomi Malone (Elizabeth Berkley) in Showgirls (1995)

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"You take care, kid. It must be weird, not having anybody cum on ya."
Al Torres (Robert Davi) to Nomi Malone (Elizabeth Berkley) in Showgirls (1995)
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"Swoon, I'll catch you."
Count Almasy (Ralph Fiennes) to Katharine Clifton (Kristin Scott Thomas) in The English Patient (1996)
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"You're luggage!"
U.S. Marshal John Kruger (Arnold Schwarzenegger) after Shooting Giant Alligator in Eraser (1996)
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"We're fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: 'We will not go quietly into the night!' We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"
President Thomas J. Whitmore (Bull Pullman) in Independence Day (1996)

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- "I love you. You...You complete me. And I just... "
- "Shut up, just shut up. You had me at 'hello.'"
Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise) to Dorothy Boyd (Renee Zellweger) in Jerry Maguire (1996)
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President James Marshall (Harrison Ford) to Ivan Korshunov (Gary Oldman) in Air Force One (1997)

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"But you're beautiful, Carol. Your skin, your long neck. The back. The line of you. You're why cavemen chiselled on walls."
Simon Bishop (Greg Kinnear) to Carol Connelly (Helen Hunt) in As Good As It Gets (1997)

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"Tonight's forecast. A freeze is coming."
Mr. Freeze (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in
Batman & Robin (1997)
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"What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!"
Mr. Freeze (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Batman & Robin (1997)
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"Alright, everyone, CHILL!"
Mr. Freeze (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Batman & Robin (1997)
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"I hate to disappoint you, but rubber lips are immune to your charms."
Robin (Chris O'Donnell) to Poison Ivy (Uma Thurman) in
Batman & Robin (1997)

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"Put the bunny back in the box...I said: 'Put the bunny back in the box.' ... Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?"
Cameron Poe (Nicolas Cage) to Billy Bedlam (Nick Chinlund) in Con Air (1997)

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"OOOWWEEEE, you're good lookin'! You're hot! It's like looking in a mirror. Only not."
Castor Troy/Sean Archer (John Travolta) to Sean Archer/Castor Troy (Nicolas Cage) in Face/Off (1997)
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- "Did you just have a brain fart?"
- "Begging your pardon, Sir?"
- "Did you just waltz in here and bark at your commanding officer? If so, I regard that as a bona fide brain fart, and I resent it when people fart inside my office!"
C.O Salem (Scott Wilson) to Lt. Jordan O'Neill (Demi Moore) in G.I. Jane (1997)
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- "Mother! You're alive!"
- "Too bad. You will die!"
Kitana (Talisa Soto) to Sindel (Musetta Vander) in Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)

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"I'm the king of the world!"
Jack Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio) in Titanic (1997)
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- "What's the matter with you, Rockhound?"
- "This is insane."
- "Have you lost your mind?"
- "He's got space dementia."

Colonel William Sharp (William Fichtner) to Harry Stamper (Bruce Willis) in Armageddon (1998)
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"We were made to fit together."
Maggie Rice (Meg Ryan) to Seth (Nicolas Cage) in City of Angels (1998)
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- "A bird may love a fish, Signore, but where would they live?"
- "Then I shall have to make you wings."
Danielle De Barbarac (Drew Barrymore) to Leonardo da Vinci (Patrick Godfrey) in Ever After: A Cinderella Story (1998)
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"Dancing's just a conversation between two people. Talk to me."
Justin Matisse (Harry Connick, Jr.) to Birdee Pruitt (Sandra Bullock) in Hope Floats (1998)
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"Sometimes, there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it. Like my heart's going to cave in."
Ricky Fitts (Wes Bentley) to Jane (Thora Birch) in American Beauty (1999)
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"They exited out the front door. They had no idea what they were in for. Now they're starin' at six men with guns drawn. It was a f--kin' ambush. This was a f--kin' bomb droppin' on Beaver Cleaverville. For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon! There was a firefight!"
Paul Smecker (Willem Dafoe) in The Boondock Saints (1999)

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"I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her."
Anna Scott (Julia Roberts) to William Thacker (Hugh Grant) in Notting Hill (1999)
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"I feel just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. You know, except for the whole hooker thing."
Laney Boggs (Rachael Leigh Cook) in She's All That (1999)
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- "I was wrong about you."
- "Yeah, how so?"
- "I thought Christmas only comes once a year."
James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) to Dr. Christmas Jones (Denise Richards) in The World is Not Enough (1999)

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"I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango."
Chirk (Kelly Preston) to Terl (John Travolta) in Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)

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"While you were still learning how to SPELL your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies."
Terl (John Travolta) in Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)

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"...Wilson! Wilson! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Wilson. Wilson, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wilson! I can't. Wilson! WILSON!"
Chuck Noland (Tom Hanks) to volleyball named Wilson in Cast Away (2000)

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"Why is he still alive?... He shouldn’t be alive. It vexes me. I’m terribly vexed."
Commodus (Joaquin Phoenix) with Lucilla (Connie Nielsen) in Gladiator (2000)

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"God was showing off when he made you."
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram (Ben Stiller) to Anna Riley (Jenna Elfman) in Keeping the Faith (2000)
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- "There's pressure in here."
- "Above Mars atmospheric? It's impossible."
- "We're millions of miles from Earth inside a giant white face. What's impossible?"
Jim McConnell (Gary Sinise) to Terri Fisher (Connie Nielsen) in Mission to Mars (2000)
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"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? (pause) The same thing that happens to everything else."
"Storm" (Halle Berry) to Toad (Ray Park) in
X-Men (2000)
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- "You are so beautiful, it hurts."
- "It's your nose that hurts."
- "I think it's my heart."
Capt. Rafe McCawley (Ben Affleck) to Nurse Lt. Evelyn Johnson (Kate Beckinsale) in Pearl Harbor (2001)

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- "Earl."
- "This is Walker. We need to get those planes fueled and loaded right now!"
- "What's goin' on out there, huh?"
- "Danny, what the hell's that noise? You guys doin' target practice or somethin'?"
- "I think World War II just started."
Capt. Danny Walker (Josh Hartnett) to Sgt. Earl Sistern (Tom Sizemore) in Pearl Harbor (2001)

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- "I will slap the hell outta you right now, Lee..."
- "I'll bitch-slap you back to Africa."
- "Oh, you will?...Come on, let's see that. Come on, I wanna see you do that!...You don't know who you're messin' with, man! You don't know who you're messin' with, do ya, huh?"
Chief Inspector Lee (Jackie Chan) and Carter (Chris Tucker) in Rush Hour 2 (2001)

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"Well, you might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater."
Austin Powers (Mike Myers) to Foxxy Cleopatra (Beyonce Knowles) in Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

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- "I'm exhausted."
- "Yeah, me too, but, you know, I'm really wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy."
Cataline Stone (Jenny McShane) to Ben Carpenter (John Barrowman) in Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002)
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"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) and Queen Padme Amidala (Natalie Portman) in Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
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"I truly, deeply love you, and before we die, I want you to know."
Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) and Queen Padme Amidala (Natalie Portman) in Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)

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"S--t just got real."
Detective Marcus Burnett (Martin Lawrence) to Detective Mike Lowrey (Will Smith) in Bad Boys II (2003)
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- "It's turkey time."
- "Huh?"
- (Looking down at his crotch) "Gobble, gobble."
Ricki (Jennifer Lopez) to Larry Gigli (Ben Affleck) in Gigli (2003)

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"I hoped I'd get to nail you one more time. Didn't think it'd be literally."
Dorian Gray (Stuart Townsend) in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)
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"Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T?"
Agent Sands (Johnny Depp) to Cucuy (Danny Trejo) in Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)

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"Do you know you grind your teeth at night? Sexy."
Richard B. Riddick (Vin Diesel) to Eve Logan (Christina Cox) in The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
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- "It's been a long time since I smelled beautiful."
- "Let me show you the way."
Riddick (Vin Diesel) to Dame Vaako (Thandie Newton) in The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
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- "Tonight, I'll have her give me a bath, and then, who knows."
- "You sack of wine!"
Agamemnon (Brian Cox) and Achilles (Brad Pitt) in Troy (2004)

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- "If I call the police, they're gonna be here in ten minutes."
- "OK. Then that leave me nine to beat the hell outta you."
- "You think? I know Tai Kwon Do!"
- "And I know 'Whoop Your Ass'!...Come on. Bring it on. You don't know me. I'm from the projects."
Brenda (Lisa Marcus) to Madea (Tyler Perry) in Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)

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"No escape. No surrender. No mercy. We got to kill every last rat bastard one of 'em. Every last one. Not for revenge. Not because they deserve it. Not because it'll make the world a better place. We need a heap of bloody bodies so when mob boss Wallenquist looks over his charts of profits and losses, he'll see what it cost him to mess with the girls of Old Town. The Valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure hateful bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter. And so am I. The fire, baby. It'll burn us both. There's no place in this world for our kind of fire. My warrior-woman. My Valkyrie. You'll always be mine, always and never."
Dwight (Clive Owen) to Gail (Rosario Dawson) in Sin City (2005)

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- "You're so beautiful."
- "It's only because I'm so in love."
- "No, no, it's because I'm so in love with you."
- "So love has blinded you?"
- "Well, that's not exactly what I meant."
- "But it's probably true."
Queen Padme Amidala (Natalie Portman) and Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) in Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)

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"Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo. So long ago when there was nothing but our love. No politics, no plotting, no war."
Queen Padme Amidala (Natalie Portman) and Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) in Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)

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"You know, in America, it's bling-bling. But out here it's bling-bang, huh? I wouldn't want you getting in any trouble."
Danny Archer (Leonardo DiCaprio) to Maddy Bowen (Jennifer Connelly) in Blood Diamond (2006)

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- "Are you trying to seduce me, Max?"
- "Oh, gosh. No, of course not. The thought would never even cross my mind, not more than six or ten times."
Max Skinner (Russell Crowe) with Fanny Chenal (Marion Cotillard) in A Good Year (2006)

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"It's a pressure valve. It won't open unless there's tremendous pressure."
Robert Ramsey (Kurt Russell) to survivors in Poseidon (2006)

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"Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty. For tonight, we dine in hell!"
Spartan King Leonidas (Gerard Butler) to troops in 300 (2006)

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- "Is this hers? Tell me!"
- "I, Yes, I think it...yes."
- "How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? HOW'D IT GET BURNED, HOW'D IT GET BURNED?"
- "I Don't Know!"
Detective Edward Malus (Nicolas Cage) to Sister Willow in The Wicker Man (2006)

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Detective Edward Malus (Nicolas Cage) in The Wicker Man (2006)

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"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"
Cain Marko (Vinnie Jones) to Kitty Pryde (Ellen Page) in X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
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"Hey, yeah, uhm, I'm-I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion. What? Can you just hold on for a second, I'm, I'm on my hamburger phone."
Juno MacGuff (Ellen Page) on the phone with "Women Now" in Juno (2007)

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"Okay, c--ksucker. F--k with me and we'll see who s--ts on the sidewalk."
Hennessey (Joan Allen) in Death Race (2008)

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"It makes you kill yourself. Just when you thought there couldn't be any more evil that can be invented."
Alma Moore (Zooey Deschanel) while watching TV News report in The Happening (2008)

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"We're packin' hot dogs for the road. You know, hot dogs get a bad rap? They got a cool shape, they got protein. You like hot dogs right?"
Nursery Owner (Frank Collison) to Elliot Moore in The Happening (2008)

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- "There's a town about eight miles behind us. There were bodies on the road into town."
- "Cheese and crackers. Well, that still leaves us two directions."
Nursery Owner (Frank Collison) and Private Auster-MP (Jeremy Strong) in The Happening (2008)
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"You better hold on tight, spider-monkey."
Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) to Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) in Twilight (2008)

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"I appreciate everything you did for me, but, you know, the only way I'm gonna lose is if somebody beats me."
- "OK then, whatever, let him beat you."
Shawn MacArthur (Channing Tatum) and Harvey Boarden (Terrence Howard) in Fighting (2009)
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- "I think it was weird. You guys look like two seals fightin' over a grape."
- "I had just quit."
- "Yes, so we're not..."
- "Actually, you don't have to do that. I-I heard the whole thing."
- "You should get lost."
- "I was here first. Get a roof."
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes (Don Cheadle) witnessing Tony Stark (Robert Downey, Jr.) and Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow) kissing on rooftop in Iron Man 2 (2010)

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"Please, just let me f--k the s--t outta you right now. And if you're not convinced afterwards that I am into you in every possible way a person can be into another person, then I promise I will never try to kiss you, or f--k you, or impregnate you ever again, as long as I live. I swear to God. OK?"
Jason Fryman (Adam Scott) to Julie Keller (Jennifer Westfeldt) in Friends With Kids (2011)
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- "You wanna kill me like a man? Or you wanna kill me like a sheep?"
- "Nice knife."
- "So. What's it going to be? Man or sheep?"
- "You wanna man up? I'll man you up."
Vilain (Jean-Claude Van Damme) and Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone) in The Expendables 2 (2012)
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- "You know, they say it's all downhill after the first kiss."
- "I'm pretty sure that only counts when you're kissing a human."
Lois Lane (Amy Adams) to Superman (Henry Cavill) in Man of Steel (2013)
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