Head in the Clouds (2004, UK/Can.)

Australian writer-director John Duigan's sweeping WWII romantic (and erotic) melodrama was set in the warring 1930s, in England, Paris, and Spain, highlighting sacrifices made to fight fascism and a decades-long love affair. The art-house period picture did fairly poorly at the box-office, although it was Charlize Theron's first film after winning Best Actress for Monster (2003).

The glamorous actress played the part of young American heiress Gilda Bessé, a free-spirited bohemian female "with a definite weakness for falling in love" who soon became engaged in a threesome - when she shared her Parisian apartment with two others:

• Gilda Bessé (Charlize Theron), an avante-garde photographer and hedonistic libertine
• Mia (Penelope Cruz), a limping Spanish-born model, ex-stripper, nursing student and refugee from Spain
• Guy Malyon (Charlize Theron's real-life love Stuart Townsend at the time), an idealistic Irishman, a Cambridge student who would become a schoolteacher

Guy considered himself "a lucky man living with two beautiful women." She first met Guy on a rainy night, earlier in the film, when she was forced to stay overnight with him when he was a chivalrous, first-year Cambridge student. She remarked: "Beauty, bravery, and brains. What a catch! You also have a nice willy, and I hope to dream about it." After moving in with them, Guy became Gilda's lover.

Sexy Bathtub Scene Between Guy and Gilda (Charlize Theron)

The film included scenes of bisexuality in a hot two-girl tango sequence in a Parisian nightclub during Gilda's romance with Mia (a scene paying homage to the famous dance in Bertolucci's The Conformist), sex on a billiards table, a threesome (in which Gilda bedded both roommates in one scene), S & M, and a sexy topless bathtub scene with Guy in which Gilda wore only a fedora and a man's tie.

Later, as civil war threatened in Spain, both Guy and Mia departed for the country to support the Loyalists against Franco's fascist forces, against Gilda's apolitical wishes that she didn't want to be abandoned and betrayed. As a result, in Spain, Mia lost her life in an ambulance land-mine bombing. However, Guy returned to Paris in mid-1938, and found work with British intelligence to aid the French Resistance, and eventually reunited with Gilda, who by 1945 was romancing Gestapo Nazi Major Franz Bietrich (Thomas Kretschmann). When Gilda learned of a plot against Guy's life, she saved him from death.

There was an inevitable tragic ending when at the end of the war, Gilda (who was regarded as a Nazi sympathizer and traitor by the locals), lost her life even though she had secretly joined the Resistance years earlier.

Jersey Girl (2004)

Writer/director Kevin Smith's uncharacteristic PG-13 comedy-romance received mixed reviews, for his original screenplay.

Ben Affleck starred as NYC music publicist Ollie Trinke who was recently widowed and devastated by the death of his lover/fiancee Gertrude Steiney (Jennifer Lopez) during childbirth, and left caring as a single parent for their precocious daughter Gertie (Raquel Castro).

After moving to Jersey and taking a job as a streetcleaner, his first-grader (after the fast-forward) was fast learning about the birds and the bees with a young neighbor boy with his pants pulled down:

Gertie: "That's what it looks like?"
Bryan: "I guess. What does yours look like?"
Gertie: "Not like that."
Bryan: "Yeah? Let me see."
Gertie: "All right."

She encouraged her father to rent movies (often in the adult section), and he met graduate student Maya Harding (Liv Tyler) - a clerk at the video store. She was an amazingly-frank, free-spirited, uninhibited and appealing young woman.

Maya Harding (Liv Tyler)

Ollie Trinke (Ben Affleck)

In a diner scene over coffee (that originally gave the film an R-rating, but on appeal was reduced to PG-13), "tight-ass" Ollie was embarrassingly confronted by Maya about why he rented porno films, presumably for masturbation material. To calm him and reassure him, she freely admitted with frank dialogue that she masturbated twice a day herself, with a "healthy sexual appetite":

Maya: "If it makes you feel any better, I mean, I do it, like, twice a day."
Ollie: (exclaiming) "Good God!"
Maya: "What can I tell ya? I get bored easily."
Ollie: "You're gonna get carpal tunnel syndrome."
Maya: "Don't get all judgmental with me. You're no slouch yourself...I just have a healthy sexual appetite."

When he confessed that he'd rather hang out with his kid than get laid, she divulged: "l'm kinda crushin' on you right now, Trinke." Then when he told her that he hadn't had sex in seven years since his wife died, she replied: "You've gotta get back on the horse, man!" She flirtatiously encouraged him with a forward invitation to go to his place "for some sex..really short casual sex" -- "l'm just talking about two consenting adults having some casual sex" - and then logically tried to persuade him:

"You rent porn and touch yourself, right?...lf you're not sweating how your wife would feel about you and porn, then you shouldn't sweat what l'm proposing 'cause it's the same thing. Only somebody else is doing the touching and you're saving a $2 rental fee. Come on, stud. Man cannot live on porn alone."

Gertie arrived home just as the two were voraciously kissing each other - he removed her blouse, grabbed her breasts through her bra and kissed between them. When the half-dressed couple raced into the shower together and Gertie flushed the toilet, she caused Maya to scream when the water turned hot and revealed their hiding place.

Kinsey (2004)

Bill Condon's biopic of controversial, Midwestern human sexuality researcher Dr. Alfred Kinsey (Liam Neeson) (its tagline: "Let's talk about sex") stirred up protest about the impact of his pioneering work, interviews and publications on morality and behavior - including his Kinsey Report (aka Sexual Behavior in the Human Male) in 1948 and its follow-up Sexual Behavior in the Human Female (1953).

The non-erotic, non-exploitative, and non-prurient film was attacked by morality extremists for its candid and frank drama about the famous Indiana University doctor's obsessive life-work. His revolutionary techniques were exhibited for example, in a b/w educational sex film of patient Barbara Merkle (Kathleen Chalfant) masturbating - one instance of using movie and still cameras to record sex acts.

It illustrated how Kinsey's own free-thinking wife Clara "Mac" McMillen (Oscar-nominated Laura Linney) had painful sexual problems with her inexperienced husband during their honeymoon. On their wedding night, the two virgins were so sexually naive that their attempts to consummate their marriage were a complete failure. They later realized that they were unaware of a physical challenge - Mac's thick hymen had impeded their union.

[Note: Kinsey also had a strict religious upbringing which impacted his own personal feelings about sex (feelings of shame when contemplating masturbation for himself as a young man) and his own inability to be completely comfortable with his own body. It told about how a young Kinsey was punished with a confining genital strap to prevent him from masturbating by his ultra-moralistic, bullying, and repressively-pious patriarch Alfred Seguine Kinsey (John Lithgow).]

Later, Kinsey's wife was engaged in an extra-marital affair with Kinsey's own bi-sexual teaching assistant Clyde Martin (Peter Sarsgaard). And Kinsey himself, a closet bisexual, also had a homosexual relationship with Clyde, who appeared nude in a full-frontal scene.

In the film's final heartbreaking interview scene with an older, middle-aged lesbian subject (Lynn Redgrave in a cameo), she expressed how she was freed from homosexual guilt after experiencing lesbian feelings:

"After I read your book, I realized how many other women were in the same situation. I mustered the courage to talk to my friend and she told me, to my great surprise, that the feelings were mutual. We-we've been together for three happy years now. (she stood and gratefully took his hand in hers to thank him) You saved my life, sir."

9 Songs (2004, UK)

Maverick British director Michael Winterbottom's ultra-graphic, 69-minute romantic love story was composed of the recollected memories of a male's affair with a female while flying over the snowy wastes of Antarctica. The film followed a traditional romantic arc, from initial infatuation, to passionate love, and then disenchantment and the end of a relationship.

It was artistically shot in digital chiaroscuro and released unrated, and consisted almost entirely of real-time, unsimulated sex scenes beginning with commonplace sex - and then culminating with more experimentation. This sexually-explicit, naturalistic mainstream British film brought up the main question: "Is this porn or cinematic art?

The explicit scenes included sexual intercourse (often in closeup), including oral sex (both male and female), cunnilingus (with a close-up of her genitals), masturbation, penetration, bondage, anal sex, and ejaculation.

The film was told from a single viewpoint, recalling the adventurous physical encounters over several months between the young couple in London:

• Matt (Kieran O'Brien), a 31 year old young glaciologist
• Lisa (Margo Stilley), a slim, flat-chested yet attractive 21 year-old American vagabond exchange student

It began with Matt's voice-over narration about Lisa:

"When I remember Lisa, I don't think about our clothes or her work, or where she was from, or even what she said. I think about her smell, her taste, her skin touching mine."

Their relationship was interspersed with nine live-concert songs (the film's title) which supplemented the story line with their lyrics. The first views of the couple were of the two engaged in vigorous cunnilingus and intercourse, with a large close-up of her breast being massaged. The next morning in their shared bedroom as he watched from bed, Lisa dressed for an appointment.

After a sexual encounter, she became self-conscious, and realized that she was very skinny and flat. She asked Matt as she stood before their bathroom mirror: "Do you think I look like a boy?" He assured her: "Yeah, that's why I like it." In the bathtub scene, she played with his penis between her feet. He described her thusly (in voice-over):

She was 21, beautiful, egotistical, careless, and crazy.

While lounging on their bed, she read to him a pornographic excerpt from a book:

Immediately after undressing, I was a little embarrassed to discover that I had a hard-on. And I lay down on my stomach beside her. One of the misshaped pubic hairs, you could easily make out her slender delicate slit. 'I really go for that type of pussy,' Valery said in a lower voice.' It makes you feel like slipping your finger inside.' As she lay down, I can make out the thick plump lips of her pussy. I heard footsteps approaching across the sand and I closed my eyes again.

In the next bedroom sex scene, he first told her: "The sun is very hot on your skin." He grabbed a blindfold to cover her eyes, and began to instruct her to fantasize that she was pleasuring herself and that she was being watched as he massaged her body:

Forget who you are. Forget where you are. You're on a beach in Thailand. Your eyes are closed so you can't see them. You feel them watching you.

She continued the narration as she was orally pleasured by him:

There's a couple behind me. Am I right? I can feel them looking at me. I put my hand between my legs. Oh, I'm so wet. Then she slides down her boyfriend's body. She has the most amazing breasts. Oh, god. And she's rubbing them. (Deep breaths) And she's covered with oil. And she leans over to her boyfriend, grabs his balls, and puts his cock in her mouth. F--k me, Matt! Come up here and f--k me. Come up, come up here and f--ck me. F--k me. (He entered her, wearing a condom) F--k me faster. F--k me.

The Blindfold Massage and Cunnilingus Scene

During another sweaty bout of intercourse, she was again blindfolded (with a white kerchief) as he stroked her neck and she urged him to caress her: "Do it harder. Massage my pussy." Then, she confessed to him: "Sometimes when you kiss me, I just wanna bite you and not in a nice way. Like I want to hurt you, like I want to bite your lip really f--king hard and make you bleed."

After a table-dance experience in a night-club where she was the lesbian-esque recipient (not him!), she intensely masturbated to a white, buzzing dildo/vibrator by herself - and shortly later laid back limply on the bed and allowed him to watch her self-love, although he appeared disinterested and returned to the kitchen -- the turning point in their loss of intimacy. They had frequent spats over nothing, and in one S&M type instance, she sported long black leather boots and stood on his chest.

She asked: "Do my nipples feel sore to you? They are." but even though they were beginning to experience a love/power struggle, they continued to have make-up sex as things fell apart -- she reversed positions with him, stroked and kissed his genitals (and took one of his testicles into her mouth) and offered him fellatio, to completion - the film's most explicit scene.

He prophetically stated, in voice-over, that his cool, desolate explorations in Antarctica were like his relationship: "Exploring the Antarctic is like exploring space. You enter a void, thousands of miles, with no people, no animals, no plants. You're isolated in a vast, empty continent. Claustrophobia and agoraphobia are in the same place - like two people in a bed."

She gave him a book on Antarctica for his birthday, and they had sex in a hotel where a friend of hers worked. She also read portions of the book to him, possibly deeply symbolic of their own demise: "The ice is everywhere and everything. It spreads to all sides, an unbounded void of alien whiteness and geometric rigor. Antarctica is the highest, windiest, driest continent..." - and they had an explicit bout of sexual intercourse.

Eventually, she told him that she was going back to America, and he described her departure (in voice over) - "There was only a week before her flight home. She was like a tourist on holiday in London. She bought souvenirs and Christmas presents. She was happy to be leaving...The day she left was the first time she invited me to her apartment, but she didn't want me to come to the airport or to the station with her. She didn't want any long goodbyes. As you fly over the continent you see the journey of the ice in reverse. The sea, the iceberg, the sea ice, the ice-shelf and the ice sheet. Each year the ice inches its way from the heart of the continent to the sea into which it finally melts. (outloud) It's beautiful!"

The Notebook (2004)

Director Nick Cassavetes' old-fashioned, tearjerking, sentimental romantic story of separation and return followed an unfolding, star-crossed relationship between two teenagers, from the 1940s to many decades later:

• Allie Hamilton/Calhoun (Rachel McAdams), a 17 year-old Charleston South Carolina society girl
• Noah Calhoun/Duke (Ryan Gosling), a 19 year-old local mill worker

The story of the two lovers was narrated many years later in a nursing home, from a notebook read by an elderly man (James Garner) to a convalescing, Alzheimer's female patient (Gena Rowlands) - later revealed as the couple.

When the two lovers met after a seven-year separation (and she was about to be married), they enjoyed a rain-soaked kiss after an idyllic afternoon row-boating through a spectacular duck-filled setting, as she learned for the first time that he had written her 365 love letters (one each day for a year) - although her domineering mother had intercepted them. Noah professed on the dock: "It wasn't over. It still isn't over!" and they passionately embraced and kissed.

He carried her back to the mansion (now renovated by him as a tribute to his lost-love) where they had first attempted to make love, but were interrupted. They progressively stripped off their clothes as he brought her upstairs and placed her on the bed for passionate sex. When they were finished, she exclaimed: "You gotta be kidding me. All this time, that's what I've been missin'? (pause) Let's do it again," as she mounted him again.

Later, as they reclined in front of a fireplace drying their wet clothes, he told her as she showered him with more kisses:

"You're trying to kill me, woman... I need rest, I need food, so I can regain my strength."

Seed of Chucky (2004) (aka Child's Play 5: Seed of Chucky)

Writer/director Don Mancini's horror/black comedy film (titled with a reference to the evil doll's ejaculate-seed, and the fifth in the long-running series of Child's Play films) featured an outrageous series of scenes - it was the first in the series to contain nudity. In the opening credits sequence, animated sperm swam down a vagina to fertilize an egg.

There also had to be a slashing shower scene, one in which Chucky took a knife to Claudia's Mum (Stephanie Chambers), shown from his point of view as he made stabbing motions and she soon laid dead on the floor.

Shower Scene - Death of Claudia's Mum (Stephanie Chambers)

It was noted as featuring the first doll masturbation scene in film history, when the evil Chucky (voice of Brad Dourif) used the visual aid of Fangoria Magazine to produce sperm which he captured in a small cup. He was photographed pumping in the bathroom by paparazzi Pete Peters (John Waters!).

The ejaculate 'seed of Chucky' was then placed in a large turkey baster by the possessed doll Tiffany (voice of Jennifer Tilly) (she pulled down her blouse to flash her large, very-anatomically-correct breasts) to inseminate and impregnate an unconscious Jennifer Tilly (Herself), who then experienced an accelerated pregnancy.

[Note: The film heavily referenced Tilly's lesbian scene with Gina Gershon in Bound (1996) when she described her scenes in the film in order to seduce neophyte director Redman into letting her be the Virgin Mary in his upcoming film.]

Director Brad Turner's Species III (2004) was the series' second sequel, following the two earlier films from 1995 and 1998. It carried on the sci-fi story of a female alien creature who sought to mate and spread her species. This one was a low-budget, direct-to-cable (Syfy Channel)/DVD picture, in a rated and unrated version, with the tagline:

"Beauty is Only Skin Deep."

Natasha Henstridge (who had played both Sil in the first film and Eve in the second film) opted out of this installment (although she made a brief cameo appearance as Eve in the film's opening). She was replaced by:

• Sara (Sunny Mabrey) - Eve's sexually-aggressive daughter: the first genetically perfect specimen of her species

After her slimy birth from a cocoon, she soon emerged as a full-grown beautiful blonde, aided all the while by biochemistry university professor Dr. Abbott (Robert Knepper), who kept her in his home lab and hoped to modify the alien DNA to make a creature less dangerous to human beings. The lonely and sex-starved alien sought after prospective pure or perfect male mates on the campus.

In the meantime, another more vicious, human-alien DNA half-breed, a genetically-imperfect creature named Amelia (Amelia Cooke) was also seeking to mate. Her main goal was to use Sara's purer biology to save the half-breeds and create perfect mating partners for them.

Taking Lives (2004)

This Warner Bros' retreaded psychological thriller was very similar to Twisted (2004) released at the same time, and its opening credits sequence was reminiscent of David Fincher's Se7en (1995).

It told about an investigation by French Canadian police for a serial killer, who for 20 years had been assuming the identity of each of his victims ("taking lives") to begin a new life and thus avoid capture - telegraphed by the film's tagline: "He would kill to be you."

In the pre-credits sequence, the serial killer was first personified as young nerdy teenager Martin Asher (Paul Dano) in 1983 on a road trip across Canada. After befriending teen Matt Soulsby (Justin Chatwin), the disturbed Martin murdered him and assumed his identity. He then continued his killing spree for over two decades (seen during the credits).

Over 20 years later in present-day Montreal, psychic American FBI profiler Illeana Scott (Angelina Jolie) on special assignment was first introduced (with a close-up of Jolie's famously-puffy lips) while lying in an earthen grave at a construction site, to intuitively sense the feelings of the latest murder victim. She also incessantly studied a set of gruesome crime-scene photos that she also taped above her bed, to gain insight into the case.

During the investigation into the numerous killings, Illeana became acquainted with local art dealer/salesman James Costa (Ethan Hawke), an eye-witness to the latest murder. She was worried that Costa was the next target and helped the police to protect him. Illeana had determined that Martin Asher was their serial killer who was taking the lives of his male victims: "All of these men have something in common, something that he desires. Simply a life different from his own....He's like a hermit crab. He outgrows one shell and he starts looking for a new one."

But then it appeared that the case was abruptly over when the suspected 'Asher,' who was angrily holding Costa as his hostage, died in a gruesome car accident following a chase. [It was later revealed that the 'Asher' that died was actually gay art thief Christopher Hart (Kiefer Sutherland), who was trying to collect a debt owed by 'Costa'.] With the case about to be dismissed, the next scene was in Illeana's hotel room where she was passionately romanced by Costa.

Illeana Scott (Angelina Jolie) with James Costa (Ethan Hawke)

She exposed her bare chest to him when he backed her against a wall. As he laid her down on a table, he broke glassware behind her as she steadied her balance by extending her foot for leverage. He then carried her over to the nearby bed where they finished having sex with their clothes on, while she looked up at the crime scene photos of dead people she had taped above her bed.

In the film's obvious reveal and plot twist, it turned out that Costa was the actual serial-killer murderer - Martin Asher, who had been impersonating Costa for many months after killing him. Inside an open elevator, Illeana saw Costa/Asher covered in blood, standing over the decapitated body of his own mother Rebecca (Gena Rowlands) whom he had just killed. She was stunned as she repeated: "Costa did it. Costa is Asher." Asher had been impersonating the real Costa for many months after killing him.

Illeana was terminated by the FBI for "egregious lack of judgment and conduct unbecoming" - for having sex with Costa/Asher at the conclusion of the investigation.

Asher Stabbed to Death With Scissors

Illeana Was Wearing a Prosthetic Pregnant Belly

In the climactic confrontation scene about seven months later in Carlisle, Pennsylvania in a remote rural farmhouse, poor Illeana (after losing her job) had actually set up a well-orchestrated trap. She was pretending (as a decoy wearing a prosthetic enlarged belly) to be pregnant with Asher's twins (due to the fact that she had intercourse with Costa earlier) - and stabbed an attacking Asher to death in the heart with a pair of scissors during a fierce struggle, after he had stabbed her in the belly.

She removed her fake belly as he died, and vengefully told him: "Everything you saw I wanted you to see. F--k you!" She phoned the police afterwards to tell them: "It's over." She was advised: "Good. Stay put. I'll call this in. They'll be there soon."

Team America: World Police (2004)

Director Trey Parker and film-maker Matt Stone, better known for the animated South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999), created this puppet comedy satire with political undertones regarding an elite force of paramilitary police fighting world terrorism. This time, puppets/marionettes were featured almost exclusively as cast members.

Immediately, the infamous marionette bedroom sex scene ran into censorship problems and a possible NC-17 rating. Parker and Stone were required to show the MPAA nine different edits in order to secure an R-rating in the single scene. For one, the puppet defecation scene had to be cut, but it was later restored on the unrated DVD version. Both admitted that they deliberately had added the objectionable elements so that the MPAA would focus on those and let the rest of the film go untouched.

The hilarious action film send-up contained a humorous scene of intensive, hard-core sex between Gary (voice of Trey Parker) and Lisa (voice of Kristen Miller), two life-like puppets/marionettes (without genitalia) who engaged in sex in various positions:

• the regular missionary position (from the front and from behind, with the male and female alternating to be on top)
• hardcore '69' sex
• oral sex on the male, and on the female, from behind
• and offensive scenes of a golden shower onto the female's face and defecation onto the male's face!

When Will I Be Loved (2004)

This post-feminist, mostly-improvised James Toback-directed film, an Indecent Proposal tale, contained four very sexual scenes, one of which occurred during the opening credits. The main character was:

• Vera Barrie (Neve Campbell), a beautiful, independent-minded Manhattanite debutante, the daughter of wealthy parents

The film's opening included Vera's extended erotic, unself-conscious, leisurely nude hot shower sequence when she was shampooing her hair. It was supposedly an introduction to how she would later demonstrate her highly sexual and intellectual powers. She used a hand-held water jet from the shower head with a white cord to stimulate herself.

Later, femme fatale Vera videotaped her hot lesbian tryst with a lover behind a gauzy curtain, had sexually frank discussions with her potential employer - a college Professor Hassan Al-Ibrahim Ben Rabinowitz (Toback), and was pimped for $100,000 by her hustler, fast-talking boyfriend Ford (Frederick Weller) to a visiting Italian billionaire and media mogul Count Tommaso Lupo (Dominic Chianese).

Who'$ Your Daddy? (2004)

Writer/director Andy Fickman's predictable and sophomoric, American Pie-like film was a direct-to-video teen comedy in 2005, shot in 2001 and unreleased to US theatres. It was Fickman's debut feature film, released in both R and unrated versions, and taglined: "Schoolboy to Playboy."

The film was advertised with a teasing shot of Ali Landry (the famed Doritos ad girl) on the video/DVD cover who played cover-girl Elissa Bauer ("naked, wet, and soapy") with strategically-placed soap bubbles during a bathing scene.

The main character was:

• Chris Hughes (Brandon Davis), an adopted, geeky high school senior and 'loser' who lived in Xenia, Ohio with his conservative and religious adoptive parents: Carl Hughes (Dave Thomas) and Beverly Hughes (Colleen Camp)

He learned, to his surprise, that his biological parents, CEO Peter Mack (singer Wayne Newton) and nude centerfold Honey were the owners of an $87 million dollar adult-oriented company in Los Angeles. Recently passed due to an accident, Chris had now inherited the Playboy-style "Heaven" magazine and villa-mansion (with many nameless or unknown starlets appearing topless as "Angels" centerfolds).

When Chris arrived in LA, he exclaimed: "We've died and gone to Heaven." He suddenly found himself Mr. Popular with Brittany Van Horn (Marnette Patterson) - the most popular girl in his high school who was an aspiring model-actress. She tempted him by shedding her outer garments to reveal a fluffy pink bikini top and bottom, before signaling him to follow her upstairs to her bedroom. It was a ploy to have her photographs taken for his magazine: ("So I figured we'd take a few preliminary photos here, and then I guess you'll fly me out to Los Angeles for my main centerfold spread. Do I need an agent?"). Disgusted he left, as she cried out: "What about my photo-shoot?"

Among other things, he was propositioned by a seductive, big-busted admiring Angel Wanna-Be (Playboy centerfold Carrie Stevens). She opened her split-front top to display her huge breasts while asking: "Do these look fake, or not?" He responded: "Oh, dear Lord, they're not fake looking at all. So life-like." Then, she enticed him: "How do they feel? Go ahead, give 'em a test drive" - and he obliged as she guided his hands to her orbs, awkwardly groping her. She felt she owed him a compliment: "You're so good at that." She grabbed him and threw him onto a sofa, where he - in an extremely embarrassing moment - prematurely ejaculated.

Angel Wanna-Be (Carrie Stevens) Asking Chris: "Do These Look Fake, or Not?"

However, Chris had to contend with his uncle Duncan 'Duncay' Mack plotting with lawyer Michael Hunt ("I prefer Michael"), the trust administrator, to cover up their embezzlement and theft of the porn empire, while the naive Chris took advantage of his situation (to "party, drink, fornicate").